How to make better bodies


Those who claim humans were made by an all-powerful, all-knowing god should be embarrassed at their god’s sloppy workmanship.  There are some improvements I would make if I were omnipotent and omniscient.

  1. Get rid of toenails.  Seriously, what’s the point?  They are only a problem.
  2. Either eliminate nerves in teeth or make them a lot less sensitive.  Maybe make them capable of feeling pressure but not pain.  And make teeth either replaceable when damaged or self-healing.
  3. Make humans adapt to their diets rather than having to adapt their diets to their evolved needs.  Wouldn’t it make sense to make humans adapt so that Big Macs or bean burritos were the most healthy thing you could eat?
  4. Make eyes endlessly focusable.  From fractions of an inch to infinity.  And obviously correct the horrible inside-out/upside-down error in the eye.
  5. Make hair growth a controllable option.  Don’t want hair?  It doesn’t grow.  Don’t want a beard?  Don’t grow one and never have to shave.  Get a bad haircut?  Choose to grow it out overnight.

There is a lot more I could add, including all the death and disease nonsense and the incompatible drives that alienate the sexes.  But, then, maybe science will fix all this, and more, in the foreseeable future.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: