Repeated Failure

Everything I have tried to do has failed.  Even if I try to do the opposite of what I think I should do, it still fails.  I seem to be cursed, but I don’t believe in curses.  That means I do this to myself.  So how can I stop?  If I do what I would normally do, it turns out badly.  If I do the opposite of what I would normally do, it STILL turns out badly.  I guess I could learn to flap my arms and fly.  Yeah, that ought to work….